PICK YOUR
HEAD UP!
Listen up,
ya bunch of lazy so-and-sos! You think success is just gonna fall in your lap
like a delicious pizza? Think again! If you wanna be a winner, you gotta work
harder than a one-legged tap dancer at a butt-kicking contest.
First off,
forget about all those haters and doubters. They're about as useful as a screen
door on a submarine. You gotta believe in yourself, even when the only
cheerleader you've got is the one staring back at ya in the mirror every
morning. Give yourself a good old-fashioned pep talk, like "Hey there,
good lookin'! Today's your day to kick some serious booty!"
Now, I know
gettin' up at the crack of dawn and hustlin' all day ain't exactly a barrel of
monkeys. But you gotta embrace the suck, my friends! Do the things that make
you wanna curl up in a ball and cry like a baby who just dropped their binky.
That's how you grow some mental calluses and become tougher than a $2 steak.
And don't
even think about hittin' that snooze button, unless you wanna end up snoozin'
your way to mediocrity. You gotta attack each day like it owes you money! Make
your bed, clean your crib, study till your eyeballs bleed. Ain't no excuses in
this game called life.
See, the
secret sauce to success is doin' the right things day in and day out, even when
you'd rather be watchin' paint dry. It's about having a ravenous appetite for
greatness that's bigger than Godzilla's underpants. Every year, you gotta want
it more, do more, be more.
So quit
your bellyachin', put on your big kid pants, and get after it! 'Cause at the
end of the day, you're the only one who can make your dreams a reality. And if
you ain't willin' to work for it, then you might as well be tryin' to nail
Jell-O to a tree. Now go out there and show the world what you're made of, ya
bunch of champions in the making!
NEAL LLOYD
